Thinking on your feet

When thinking on one’s feet, consider this and: Take a seat. For when you’re sitting on your arse, on a chair, the loo or grass, you’ll find the answers come much quicker, your retorts will be much slicker, (and here’s the real kicker) you sound a lot less thicker.

3am

I’d spent the last few weeks staring at the BBQ; the lid of which was still very much closed. The sun had been out but the desire to stand next to a flaming pit of coals whilst being incinerated by the fiery heart of our galaxy hadn’t really set me alight. I’d began to assess […]

I just couldn’t stop it

Look both ways

I saw a sign today that read: PEDESTRIANS LOOK BOTH WAYS Beside it a man with feet in brogues and arms in a tired looking grey blazer stood staring at it. He had a toothy smile a foot wide; a great big cheesy grin that stretched from ear to ear. His eyes however, had the […]

Polly put the kettle on

“Polly put the kettle on. Polly put the kettle on. Polly put the kettle on. We’ll all have tea.” Polly picked up the kettle and walked over to the sink. She turned the tap and began to fill the chrome kettle with fast, splashing water. The weight of the kettle increased as the water began […]