No Smoking

There had been no smoking in Workshop for about 30 years now. No alcohol, no music, no dancing, no sexual activity of any kind and bizarrely no Swiss cheese fondue. Those that would dare to flounce the laws tended to go a bit missing shortly thereafter. To suggest that people had objected to these strange […]

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An Easy Build

The manual had said “easy-build” and “ready to occupy in only 3 hours” but after 4 years and 77 hours, Bob was becoming more than a little bit fed up. It was Fanny’s idea, they’d talked about building an extension for years but the money hadn’t exactly been rolling in. But then she’d seen an […]

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The bathroom

Geoffrey stood squinting through the fog. The ground beneath him was getting softer, so he knew the river must be close by. Not being able to see his feet wasn’t new to Geoff. Being a giant meant that there was almost a mile between his toes and his smile. He fumbled through his pocket and […]

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Coffee

Come wake me. Omit the dreams and start my day. Forgive the grump, I’ll soon be with you. Forever my morning drug of choice. Ever long I hope you’ll last. Enraptured each time you kiss my lips.

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Descent into madness

Who is Andy S? Is he a soldier, a mason, a man in a dress? Who is this mystery man who you speak to? Does he write, does he dance? Is he good at Sudoku? Who is the chap that sits in your phone? Can he speak French, make you laugh or listen t’your moans? […]

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