Kevin the wolf was getting married.
He’d told his best wolf, Jim, that he didn’t want an over-the-top bachelor party but Jim, being Jim, hadn’t listened.
Eight pints and five shots later, here they all were in full fancy dress attempting to grab a late night bite on the way home. Barry had suggested a curry, Colin wanted a kebab but Jim, being Jim, had something else in mind.
He opened the gate he’d been leaning against, and out poured a waterfall of wool-on-legs. “The wool-ter’s lovely,” he bellowed, as the flock merged with the pack, “dive on in, lads!”
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Dear Peter
Sounds like quite a bachelor party. You’ve made me hungry for Greek food now.
Shalom,
Rochelle
Thanks for reading.
Good story and I really liked it! Cute! Nan 🙂
Thanks, Nan!
Not so much a late night more an early morning!
🙂 Oh, ewe.
That Jim ! He’s the best, bestman ever!
Jim, tsk. *rolls eyes*
Hilarious! 🙂
Yay! Thanks, Sandra.
That’s quite the wolf buffet there. 🙂 This is really funny stuff.
Thanks, David 🙂
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Ah, to be young and ravenous….
Mm, instead – Middle aged and bloated. Bah.
This is fun. I like the repeat of Jim, being Jim
Why, thank you. (Why, thank you.)
Unless you’re a wolf, I’d say that’s a good place to stay away from. Humorous and well written. XD —Susan
Thank you Susan 🙂
Om nom nom indeed – ewe did a great job, love it!
Glad you enjoyed it 🙂
Groannn! But a gyros sandwich does sound nice 🙂
Baaa!
Clever. 🙂
Thanks. 🙂
Ah those wolves in fancy dress – I hope Jim doesn’t end up getting them all arrested the night before the wedding 😉
Clever one. Nice.
I love the concept of a ‘best wolf’ 🙂 And I too need to eat lamb now! 🙂
too baaaaahd for the sheep:) great take!
Thank you!
Gosh, Mister B.! Hilarious! In fact, my story has a main character getting married named … Kevin, too! Going to be a great week. Fun!
😀 Thanks! ha!
This is great, very funny. I loved the fact he had “best wolf” – but then why wouldnt he?
Thank you 🙂
Baaaa-ha-ha! What an awesome take on the prompt.
Thanks 😀
The wool-ter, really, Mr Binks??? Tsk tsk. I am amused and distressed in equal measures 🙂
It figures that wolves would weigh heavily in stories this week. I particularly enjoyed your wolf’s stag weekend. Fun stuff!
MG
Thanks MG 🙂