Author: MrBinks

Peter was born and raised in Dartford, Kent by two loving parents - who were also born and raised in Dartford, Kent by their loving parents (who were also born and raised in Dartford, Kent). He has travelled the world (been to Spain twice) and met many different people (some from Surrey, others from Essex, one Glaswegian and a Spaniard named Santiago). Peter doesn't hold any awards for writing, but is the proud recipient of the Sensible Soccer knockout cup 1995 and the 2005 EA Sports FIFA European Championship. He now lives by the sea in a town notorious for smuggling in the 1700s with his wife, 2 children and crate of dusty rum bottles.

Alfredo’s Bistro

Becoming a chef and owning his own bistro was something Alfredo had always dreamt of. What he lacked in experience he more than made up for in passion. He knew he would have to wing it, and if there were bad reviews he’d just bat them away. Specialising in Italian food, Alfredo’s soon became THE […]

The Room

They both heard the buzzer.
He thought it was her turn.
She, in turn, thought it was his.

Slippery Slope

It was her turn to wash up, of that he was sure.

Meeting of Minds

There had been concerns raised and questions asked when this year’s Annual Convention for the Follicly Challenged was to be held in mid-July at Camber Sands.

Edith

Quarantine? Ha! Don’t make me laugh. I’ve been locked down since 1987, it’s nothing new to me. I’ve seen it all before. Polio, Asian Flu, Coronawotsit. It’s all the same, dear. It’s all the same. We survived them. We’ll… I’ll get through this. It’s been quiet, yes. Save for the radio. Jim always used to […]