Author: MrBinks

Peter was born and raised in Dartford, Kent by two loving parents - who were also born and raised in Dartford, Kent by their loving parents (who were also born and raised in Dartford, Kent). He has travelled the world (been to Spain twice) and met many different people (some from Surrey, others from Essex, one Glaswegian and a Spaniard named Santiago). Peter doesn't hold any awards for writing, but is the proud recipient of the Sensible Soccer knockout cup 1995 and the 2005 EA Sports FIFA European Championship. He lives alone with his wife, 2 children and incontinent dog.

Crash and burn

She wants one of those
(‘coz her friends all got one.)

Taking her pick
(she thinks she’s choosing a hot one.)

Swipe Left

“Do bears shit in the woods?”
The words hung in the air like a bad smell.

Take-away

The names used within this piece are purely fictional and any baring on myself and my gorgeous lady wife of whom I have the utmost respect, admiration and love are purely coincidental.

The Little Drummer Boy And The Case Of The Missing Chicken

So back in September I wrote a tweet calling out the genius account that someone at KFC’s marketing department had set up

The Window

It was always “tomorrow”. In fact, tomorrow would mark 99 yesterdays; each one a little fonder yet a little sadder than the last.