You say tomato

“Vase.”

“That’s what I said dear – Vase.”

“No, vase.”

“Vase.”

“No, no… vase.”

“Vase”

“With an “arr”.” Joyce rolled her tongue as she elongated the sound.

Mary-Anne looked at the Union Jack hanging limply outside the window. “Vase,” she replied stoney-faced, “with an “ay”.”

Joyce snorted.

“Come. We can’t miss the coach and it’s a fair walk up the path.” Joyce pulled her coat tight. “Damn this Autumn weather; I should have worn a jumper. I could murder a biscuit and a cuppa. Are you a dunker, Mary-Anne?”

Mary-Anne tried to follow as she quickly checked her bag for her passport.

 


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Responses to “You say tomato”

  1. Iain Kelly

    Ah dear, there is no right or wrong way to pronounce it, just different ways. I’m not sure Mary-Anne is enjoying her holiday!

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks for reading.

  2. Claire Fuller

    I love the dialogue in this. I think Mary-Anne should be more tolerant – what’s wrong with being a dunker? 😉

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks Claire. …and absolutely nothing!

  3. James

    Classic Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ3fjQa5Hls

    1. MrBinks

      Indeed!

  4. Keith’s Ramblings

    Don’t get me started! Let’s call the whole thing off!

    Click to read my FriFic!

  5. bbryanthomas

    AhHa. The constant battle between the ays and the ars. I liked it

  6. Björn Rudberg (brudberg)

    Ha.. being from a third country (neutral too) I just feel like an ignorant bystander.

  7. granonine

    I’m a dunker, and I say “vaaaaayse.” 🙂

  8. rochellewisoff

    Dear Peter

    It was delightful hearing you read. Love the dialogue.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks Rochelle – I may continue doing the read-throughs, I quite enjoy doing them. It’s been a bit of an experiment. I have a nice microphone at home, so perhaps I’ll record them properly rather than through the iphone in future.

  9. Kelvin M. Knight’s blog

    On the first dunk, I say ‘varrrse.’ On the second dunk, I say, ‘Vaaaayyyyse.’ On the third dunk I just enjoy my tea and biscuits and check my Union Jack isn’t fluttering upside down. 😎😉🤠

  10. Dale

    Love your reading. You have a wonderful voice.
    That said… vahse, vayse. whatevah!

    1. MrBinks

      Very kind!

  11. pennygadd51

    Your story has reminded me of a really bad joke.
    “To err is human.
    To Arr is pirate”

  12. Sarah Ann

    I’d love to know what else this pair can disagree about. Lovely characterisation.

  13. lingeringvisions by Dawn

    I love your voice!

    1. MrBinks

      I don’t use emojis often, but if I did I’d put a shy face here!

  14. spicedmullings

    Just a day or so ago my youngest asked me whether it was to-mae-toe or tomaato or what. Guess this explains it!

    1. MrBinks

      ha!

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