Discover my 100 word stories and other bits and pieces added to the blog over the years.
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So this just happend (aka. “Crepes”.)
So this just happened at work. “Gimmee your creps” she said. Creps? “Yeah, that’s what the kids say” The kids? “yeah”. Creps? “Creps! Trainers.” Crepes? Pancakes. “What?” Pancakes. Kids are walking around with pancakes on their feet? “No?” But you said… “It’s what the kids say” The kids, are idiots.
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No milk today
There’s no milk in the office kitchen. The tea drinkers are scratching at the walls. Some have tried adding tip-ex to their brews. Others are trying to milk each other. A wiry woman boils the kettle, empties it and boils it again. The salesman in the corner gnaws a teabag like a cowboy chews tobacco.…
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Read it daddy!
Today’s sketch is in support of @readitdaddy and his campaign to remind parents why it’s important (and so much fun) to read to your little ones. For more information about the campaign, and to read some great reviews on books perfect for reading to and with your kids, head over to the Read it daddy…
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Dead.
Today we’ve been looking at poems for funerals. Trying to find something light-hearted, dare I say “funny” specifically dealing with death is quite tricky. There doesn’t seem to be a hell of a lot out there, and I guess that’s to be expected. So I thought I’d give it a shot. I’ll tell you right…
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Not today, thanks
Some days are better than others. Sometimes you get given a whole heap of sunshine. Some days you don’t want anything else. Sometimes it’s just enough.
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Me. You. Coffee. 