Stone the crows

“I wish I was immortalised in stone,” mused Henry. Chris pondered this strange statement from his friend. He’d heard some odd waffle from his companion over the course of 67 years, but this was right up there. “But you wouldn’t be able to move,” he offered. “You’d be encased in granite or marble, or limestone. […]

Frozen in time

See the problem with being frozen in time is that even when you want to call out, you can’t. According to the newspaper I saw being read yesterday in front of the shop, it’s now 2013. 57 long, lonely years since my wedding day and not once have I complained about this whole “being frozen […]