Reblogging this for valentine’s because it’s just so damned romantic!
“Does my bum look big in this?” she asked after a while.
“Yes” he nodded, “just how I like it” he said with a smile.
“But I don’t. Don’t you know? I think it looks fat”
A grin crossed his face “hush! If anything it’s PHAT.
With a PH I mean, not an F, if you see, I told you before
you look gorgeous to me.”