This is where you are and this is what we're doing

“Does my bum look big in this?” she asked after a while.

“Yes” he nodded, “just how I like it” he said with a smile.

“But I don’t. Don’t you know? I think it looks fat”

A grin crossed his face “hush! If anything it’s PHAT.

With a PH I mean, not an F, if you see, I told you before

you look gorgeous to me.”