Take-away

Catherine was, by her own omission, a terrible cook. So when, for their anniversary, she’d offered to cook a romantic meal Peter was filled with both pride and horror.

Peter stared through the train window. The idea that Catherine be left in the kitchen alone with a diamond-cut knife was one thing, but throw into the mix boiling water, searing hot pans and a complete lack of respect for logic and timing and you’ve got yourself a recipe for disaster.

As the train pulled in he was comforted by the sight of 3 chip shops, and an Indian takeaway.

 


The names used within this piece are purely fictional and any baring on myself and my gorgeous lady wife of whom I have the utmost respect, admiration and love are purely coincidental.

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Responses to “Take-away”

  1. Sandra

    The narrator sounds more concerned by the fall-back arrangements for his evening meal than he does for the safety of his spouse. Nice take on the prompt.

    1. MrBinks

      She’s a tough cookie 🙂

  2. Jane Dougherty

    Sounds like my dad.

    1. MrBinks

      Your dad was called Catherine? 😉 Thanks for reading.

      1. Jane Dougherty

        No, but I have a daughter called Catherine so it’s maybe in the DNA 🙂 There hasn’t been a frying pan, casserole or grill invented that my dad couldn’t set fire to.

  3. Iain Kelly

    If the prompt picture is the outcome of Catherine’s efforts, he’s in for a bigger shock than he expected when he gets home…

    1. MrBinks

      Well indeed!

  4. Snow’s Fissures and Fractures

    Nice one…He’s got his priorities sorted out. 😀

    1. MrBinks

      ha!

  5. Irene Waters 19 Writer Memoirist

    Good to have a back up plan.

    1. MrBinks

      This is true.

  6. Danny James

    I gal after my own heart. I used to use the smoke alarm as a timer.

    DJ

    1. MrBinks

      Noooo! 🙂

  7. k rawson

    Not sure if he doesn’t realize yet, or if he’s more concerned about his own dinner, but either way, gave me a little chuckle.

    1. MrBinks

      Chuckles are good. Thanks 🙂

  8. neilmacdon

    he may be surprised by just how badly Catherine’s cooking can go wrong

    1. MrBinks

      🙂 thanks for reading.

  9. rochellewisoff

    Dear Peter,

    I had a cousin like Catherine. https://rochellewisoff.com/2017/03/04/schuhleder/ Good one. Love hearing you read.

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks Rochelle. I have a wife like Catherine. She’s called Catherine.

  10. Keith’s Ramblings

    He’ll need more than a few chips and a chicken vindaloo to get over what he’ll discover when he gets home!

    Click to read my FFfAW!

    1. MrBinks

      I think you might be right.

  11. James

    Hopefully the Missus burning the place down was only in his imagination. Fortunately, mine is a terrific cook with an excellent sense of timing. Now I’m hungry.

    1. MrBinks

      🙂 Thanks for reading James.

  12. Susan A Eames

    Enjoyed reading that! I have friends who are dreadful cooks and whenever I’m invited to dinner I always offer to pick up a takeaway – to save them the hassle of cooking!

    Susan A Eames at
    Travel, Fiction and Photos

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks Susan

  13. pennygadd51

    Teehee! What a shock Peter will get when he reaches his home! I hope Catherine ‘just popped down to the store’ leaving stuff frying on the hob, and was safely out of the way when the conflagration began.

    1. MrBinks

      🙂 Thanks for reading!

  14. Dale

    Why he should feel comforted by the chip shops and Indian take-away is beyond me… poor bugger once he gets home and finds out she by-passed said shops! Always love your reading.

    1. MrBinks

      🙂 Very kind.

  15. granonine

    So funny and entertaining. I wonder what she burned…..

    1. MrBinks

      Thanks!

  16. D. Avery @shiftnshake

    Well done. (Get it?)

    1. MrBinks

      Wacka Wacka! ;-D

  17. Varad

    Haha! Peter’s gonna get his salvation in a butter chicken gravy and some chips. Nicely done.

  18. Susie Clevenger (@wingsobutterfly)

    It’s good to have a backup plan. I’ve had some Catherine meal moments. Thankfully we have always lived near takeout.

  19. Balaka

    Ha ha ha…the husband sounds like mine…in my initial days of marriage my hubby used to feel scared each time I entered the kitchen.. good story..enjoyed

  20. Claire Fuller

    Kitchens can be dangerous places. This is great.

    1. MrBinks

      Thank you Claire.

  21. spicedmullings

    It’s actually so cute. A husband who is more worried about his wife than about getting fed and has an alternative in mind is a real man!💐

  22. lingeringvisions by Dawn

    Your disclaimer cracked me up!

    1. MrBinks

      😉 Thanks.

  23. Björn Rudberg (brudberg)

    Ha.. I have a feeling that his spouse might have set it up with catering already.

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