Oh Jack, turn the lant-on.

A jack of all trades, he sat with a lantern

It was out, it was dark,

he’d no clue how to turn on

50 Shades of Ken

Some more writing for FAWM15. Draft musings that I thought I’d publish. 50 Shades of Ken He cuts a figure the shape of “O” All hulked and hunched up He’s feeling low. She will not touch him. He knows not why. Been reaching for her but she’s out tonight. Shrugs off the covers picks up […]

Terry, Jeff, Colin and Bob

Terry, Jeff, Colin and Bob went to sea in a rancid boat. They took some jerky and plenty of Bud, all wrapped in a t-shirt (covered in mud.) Colin looked over to Bob on his left, as they nodded then bellowed an ode to Terry ‘n’ Jeff. “O’ Terry and Jeff, Teff and Jerry, what wonderful friends you […]

Balsa Wood

Balsa wood doesn’t rot Does it not? Apparently not. How much have you got? How much of what? Balsa wood (that doesn’t rot).

The Carpet Cleaner

As the millionaire Chairman knelt on the groundthe workers around him could do nothing but frown.For the silver haired leader, an octogenarian,was restoring the carpet to a sparkling new state again. With more cash in the bank than the east side of Surreyhe scrubbed at the carpet with blood, sweat and hurry.When asked why he […]