This is where you are and this is what we're doing

She wants one of those
(‘coz her friends all got one.)

Taking her pick
(she thinks she’s choosing a hot one.)

I hope

she’ll crash

and burn.

At every

single

turn.

Designer baby
(no clothes from Tesco.)

Mother of the year!
(I really don’t think so.)

I hope

she’ll crash

and burn.

At every
single
turn.

Kicking and screaming
(she “don’t do that”)

Milk from a surrogate
“Gold top”
(stop that!)

I hope
she’ll crash
and burn.
At every
single
turn.

No time to love this bundle of joy.
(she doesn’t even know if it’s a girl or a boy.)

I’ll watch her crash and burn.

Not everyone
gets
a turn.

Why should she
be allowed
to spurn,

hate is all
she ever
learned.