The other man

“I say.” said the man. “I say!” said the other man. “No you didn’t.” exclaimed the man. “I bloody did.” replied the other man. “I sayed first.” said the man. “Well I said.” objected the other man, “And besides, ‘sayed’ isn’t even a word.” The man took a deep breath. The other man did the same. […]

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Martyn

Martyn was a lean man, both in appearance and with the truth. Though he was easy-going and approachable it was wise never to ask about or attempt to enter his garage. The neighbours often spoke about his penchant for DIY, and in particular his wonderful patio. It was noted that he must be a perfectionist […]

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The penguin looked at me

A fish past three A cabbage in a tree. The milkman walked right by and the penguin looked at me.   A quarter past door Two rainclouds on the floor. The postman’s on a camel and the carrot’s looking sore.   A Ten to squirrel Nothing rhymes with squirrel. A bulb filmed an orange on […]

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