Fuck you, Will Powers.

You think you’re cool, with your dark hair and sunglasses.

Fuck you, Will Powers.

You think you’re the man, with your washboard stomach and your ability to eat whatever you want without getting fat.

Fuck you, Will Powers.

Just because everyone thinks you’re funny doesn’t mean you are. Maybe they’re laughing at you, Will Powers.

Fuck you, Will Powers.

What is it that you’ve got that I don’t have? I’ve got sunglasses, and hair and a bag of crisps.

Talk to me, Will Powers.

Please.

Will Powers

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2 thoughts on “Will Powers

  1. Not Will Powers says:

    I hate you. I am better than you… http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Power

  2. MrBinks says:

    Curse you, Will Powers! _o/”

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