“Do a barrel roll”

It had long been a dream of Ted’s to barrel roll over the edge of Niagara Falls.

He’d never been much of a daredevil per se, yet this act of rebellion had excited him ever since he’d caught a TV Movie of the Week in 1974; The Great Niagara.

It had been done before though, and this was a problem. Ted wasn’t keen on leaving behind a legacy as “the clichéd old fool”.

It was a cold Sunday morning in February when Ted stumbled upon his single greatest idea. Or, to be more precise, Ted tripped over his kitchen chair.


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Thanks for the kind words last week, folks. Apologies if I didn’t get to your stories, I’ll make a much bigger effort this week I promise!

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Responses to ““Do a barrel roll””

  1. neilmacdon

    What fun! I can’t help thinking a barrel would have been safer.

  2. Iain Kelly

    Excellent! I can see him now, strapped to the chair, hurtling towards the edge… Great fun 🙂

  3. Jessie Ansons

    Haha perfect!! Ted’s giving me a few LOL moments this week…

  4. rochellewisoff

    Dear Peter,

    Ted’s in for a wild ride. Hope that kitchen chair has seat belts. Fun!

    Shalom,

    Rochelle

  5. Rowena

    This made me laugh and cry all at once. Here’s to a real individual!
    xx Rowena

  6. Life in the 50’s and beyond…

    Tripping over the chair was more of an omen to me than an idea! I hope he made it!

  7. Sandra

    He seems to have already parted company with his vehicle of choice. 🙂

  8. jellico84

    Oh, this was hilarious. A chair… over Niagra… oh, the very definition of ‘idiot in action’. Loved it! 🙂 ❤

  9. Mike

    This is not going to end all! I enjoyed this story.

  10. Mike

    I guess he strapped a barrel to each side of his chair, but forgot to tie off the knots. It seems the chair survived but as for him? A fun take – I enjoyed it.

  11. Kecia Sparlin

    Geez. Now there’s a twist. Well done.

  12. Dale

    That definitely cannot end well… but leaves us in stitches!

  13. Michael Wynn

    Well good luck with that, I can’t see it ending well, I think his next seat could be a cloud.

  14. Alicia Jamtaas

    Yoiks! A bad idea at best. Fun story.

  15. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover

    I agree this was great fun. Well done.

  16. Clare Hempstead

    Oh my goodness! I don’t think it will go well!

  17. wmqcolby

    As they say, “It’s only a movie.” Funny ending, Mr. B.

  18. Siobhan McNamara

    It doesn’t bode well for Ted, but hey, at least he can rest assured that he won’t be remembered as a cliché!

  19. tedstrutz

    I love it, of course!

  20. Sarah “SacaKat” Fairbairn

    Did Ted and his Chair survive the ride? Fun story, I enjoyed it :-).

  21. subroto

    Obviously the chair survived, not so certain about Ted. Nice one.

  22. Fatima Fakier Deria

    The best ideas are the crazy ideas. If Ted survives to tell the tale, that is. 🙂

  23. Tamal

    That was hillarious.

  24. Patrick Prinsloo

    Cruel but great fun. Splash.

  25. lingeringvisions by Dawn

    Minus the “clichéd”, legacy intact.

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