Oh Jack, turn the lant-on.
A jack of all trades, he sat with a lantern
It was out, it was dark,
he’d no clue how to turn on
Read More Oh Jack, turn the lant-on.You are here
A jack of all trades, he sat with a lantern
It was out, it was dark,
he’d no clue how to turn on
Read More Oh Jack, turn the lant-on.Matthew hated Sunday worship more than he hated cleaning his moss and Matthew hated cleaning his moss.
Read More Tree SermonIt had long been a dream of Ted’s to barrel roll over the edge of Niagara Falls.
Read More “Do a barrel roll”I’d been on at him for years about that wiring. He said I was moaning, that he’d had enough of it at work all day and that when he came home all I did was nag. I wasn’t nagging. I didn’t think so anyway. I just wanted it fixed. It was an accident waiting to […]
Read More Get a man inTerry, Jeff, Colin and Bob went to sea in a rancid boat. They took some jerky and plenty of Bud, all wrapped in a t-shirt (covered in mud.) Colin looked over to Bob on his left, as they nodded then bellowed an ode to Terry ‘n’ Jeff. “O’ Terry and Jeff, Teff and Jerry, what wonderful friends you […]
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