Oh Jack, turn the lant-on.

A jack of all trades, he sat with a lantern

It was out, it was dark,

he’d no clue how to turn on

Tree Sermon

Matthew hated Sunday worship more than he hated cleaning his moss and Matthew hated cleaning his moss.

“Do a barrel roll”

It had long been a dream of Ted’s to barrel roll over the edge of Niagara Falls.

Get a man in

I’d been on at him for years about that wiring. He said I was moaning, that he’d had enough of it at work all day and that when he came home all I did was nag. I wasn’t nagging. I didn’t think so anyway. I just wanted it fixed. It was an accident waiting to […]

Terry, Jeff, Colin and Bob

Terry, Jeff, Colin and Bob went to sea in a rancid boat. They took some jerky and plenty of Bud, all wrapped in a t-shirt (covered in mud.) Colin looked over to Bob on his left, as they nodded then bellowed an ode to Terry ‘n’ Jeff. “O’ Terry and Jeff, Teff and Jerry, what wonderful friends you […]