The Little Drummer Boy And The Case Of The Missing Chicken

Now let me start this by saying I’m not (usually?) a chap that seeks attention. You’re more likely to find me looking at a clock at the work Christmas party over ordering up a line of Flaming Sambucas for everyone before donning an afro wig and dancing the conga in a mankini. Yet here I am, wearing some hipster reading glasses I probably don’t honestly need and shouting “Look at this!”

So back in September I wrote a tweet calling out the genius account that someone at KFC’s marketing department had set up. Corporate accounts are ten a penny but what made this interesting was the “11 herbs and spices” that KFC followed. That was it. Nobody else.

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Twitter perfection.

I took some screenshots, wrote the tweet, patted myself on the back at how clever I was for noticing this, and posted. I got a few likes, a couple of retweets. My phone buzzed a few times during the day. I felt rather pleased with myself.

Weeks later I saw a similar tweet. It had gathered steam. A lot more steam in fact. thousands of likes and retweets. Annoying? Yes. Fairly standard fare? Absolutely. Malice involved? Nope, surely not – these things happen.

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But then yesterday I was pointed in the direction of a new revelation. KFC have rewarded the “original finder” with vouchers for chicken for a year and a really weird painting of the guy riding the colonel like a space hopper.

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Now I’m not suggesting for one moment that I am the person to have made the discovery but I sure as heck beat the guy that went viral, was awarded with 52 succulent breasts, and (according to recent allegations) works for the PR company connected with the finger-licking brand. Oh.

So come on KFC, where’s me greasy golden bucket of congratulatory chicken?

 

(featured image borrowed from backyard chickens)

Responses to “The Little Drummer Boy And The Case Of The Missing Chicken”

  1. aZZ

    no WAY?!! You called that months ago. KFC owe you a juicy chicken debt.

  2. MaddSugarAndSpice

    Man that sucks. #justiceformrbinks needs to go viral! We won’t stop until you get the bucket of chicken and the KFC crown!!!

    1. MrBinks

      ha ha

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