50 Shades of Ken

Some more writing for FAWM15. Draft musings that I thought I’d publish. 50 Shades of Ken He cuts a figure the shape of “O” All hulked and hunched up He’s feeling low. She will not touch him. He knows not why. Been reaching for her but she’s out tonight. Shrugs off the covers picks up […]

Arthur

Arthur Junior (son of Arthur Senior) had taken to sitting at his father’s slightly wonky writing desk every second Wednesday of the month. His father, whom like any self-respecting gentleman, was very particular about his particulars, never missed a hunt. The trick to never getting into trouble, Arthur Junior had observed, was to never get […]

Inspired food shenanigans

Life has a funny way of creeping up on you. Yesterday I felt my age. Actually that’s not true; what I actually felt was my back when I lifted a table down the stairs and into my car. Gone are the days whence I could lift bulky objects with gay abandon here there and everywhere […]