Oh, so you’re going to the cinema on a Friday night? Have fun.
There’ll be nobbers and nutters and pie keys and clowns
and all sorts of people that won’t put the phone down.
A sticky floor, (hopefully from sweets)
A shit tonne of adverts and that one wonky seat.
Flat Pepsi cola and popcorn that’s chewy,
you’ll wonder why you didn’t wait for it to come on the telly.