Oh, so you’re going to the cinema on a Friday night? Have fun.
There’ll be nobbers and nutters and pie keys and clowns
and all sorts of people that won’t put the phone down.
A sticky floor, (hopefully from sweets)
A shit tonne of adverts and that one wonky seat.
Flat Pepsi cola and popcorn that’s chewy,
you’ll wonder why you didn’t wait for it to come on the telly.
me.you.coffee 
but you’ll escape the nappy changes and the
mess in the kitchen
the emails to be answered and the sounds
of neighbours bitchin
popcorn hot and buttery to fill
up your belly
being transported to a different world
doesn’t happen with a telly.
x
\o/ 🙂